pext

to text while parked in your car

As in - " I drove my car into the parking lot, parked and pexted you the directions to the mall" .. or.." I pulled my car off to the side of the road and and pexted you the directions"

by Johnny Utah August 23, 2012

pextering

Pextering:

Repeated and unwanted text messages from an individual who’s intent is to pester the recipient.

“ I told Buddy that I was to busy to speak with him. He then sent 13 pextering text messages to my phone while I was at work.”

by 2Bulls1ChinaShop February 26, 2020

Pexting

(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.

(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.

1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!

2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.

by Chicke December 13, 2013

Pexted

Texting a picture of a / your penis.

That guy I'm dating just pexted me.

by pennycan May 19, 2011

pexting

texting while pooping

girl: we've only been dating 2 months, i don't think we're on the level of openly pexting yet

guy: damn. bj?

by essdubz July 9, 2010

pexting

When a male sends a picture of his penis to another person.

Girl 1: "Hey, what you looking at?"

Girl 2: "Oh my god! Jose is pexting me!"

Girl 1: "How's he looking?"

Girl 2: "Not great..."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

by Luscious JBO May 20, 2011

Pexton

An Ominous Death Eater like figure, often seen in shadowed areas in a large black hooded cape. They leave destruction in their wake and like to threaten people using the postal service.

1. "Watch out bro! Pretty sure there is a pexton behind that tree!"
2. "Oh No, Pexton just put it in the post, im dooooomed!"

by Steve Stevenson 78 June 4, 2011