As in - " I drove my car into the parking lot, parked and pexted you the directions to the mall" .. or.." I pulled my car off to the side of the road and and pexted you the directions"
(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.
(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!
2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.
An Ominous Death Eater like figure, often seen in shadowed areas in a large black hooded cape. They leave destruction in their wake and like to threaten people using the postal service.
1. "Watch out bro! Pretty sure there is a pexton behind that tree!"
2. "Oh No, Pexton just put it in the post, im dooooomed!"