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Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.
<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009
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Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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pavishanan

A very fat dude. He is usually a pc gamer and a nerd. He will always talk about how his pc is so fast. He will always talk about the pc vs console wars. He is also pretty trash at all game including ww2
Omg what a Pavishanan.
by Ropress February 13, 2018
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Pegisha

1.The weekend for members of the tribe.

2.When thousands of NJBs and NJGs meet up in NYC for a weekend of learning, partying, and, connecting.

3.While some people may enjoy dehydrating at burning man and finding sand in their beds 4 months later, you’d rather hit up the greatest city in the world with thousands of your college mates for a weekend of greatness that doesn’t require trading your shoes for survival.
Get your Pegisha on
Bye Felicia , see you at Pegisha
by Adam Stein September 4, 2017
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Edward Penishands

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".
Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.
by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010
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penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
by luke7777777 December 8, 2010
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non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.
Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.
by germangirls May 12, 2018
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