petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.
Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!
by Milot October 21, 2004
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petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.
I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!
by Jammer69 May 18, 2005
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Petunia The Pup

Petunia the Pup is the dog of the YouTuber by the same name “Petunia the Pup”. They are a small independent content creator created by Brody Reagen who makes a verity of content. The Term Petunia The Pup can also be used as a slang in YouTube Comment Sections.
Petunia The Pup is the funniest YouTuber ever!”
by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
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Pale Petunia

A very pale person
Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!
by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022
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lil petunia

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.
by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010
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holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.
Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022
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Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.
Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011
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