malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

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trev petersen

A tall mushroom boy with Native American heritage. Often wears moccasins and drinks a lot of Arizona tea. Bad at planning things and being on time

"Wow that guy is such a faggot. He must be a Trev Petersen"

by DryTommy November 16, 2016

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Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

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Colin erik Petersen

colin petersen enjoys long, hard, exasperating walks on the beach with hans petersen (his father), then getting completely dominated in the butt by hans and falling asleep to the pleasure of knowing he just had his butthole penitrated by his father

8=====D colins first love

by annonamous April 14, 2005

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Jude Petersen

big dick man whos buddy is MASSIVE gimme some of that he really wants to fuck 🥵

“Damn I wanna to fuck that Jude Petersen 🥵”
“He’s 10.”
“Only 8 years until I can fuck that jude petersen 🥀🔥”

by bigdaddyjudepetersenhasdih May 6, 2025

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Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024

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