by The malayna hater November 24, 2017
A tall mushroom boy with Native American heritage. Often wears moccasins and drinks a lot of Arizona tea. Bad at planning things and being on time
by DryTommy November 17, 2016
Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.
by Hunky Man March 11, 2021
colin petersen enjoys long, hard, exasperating walks on the beach with hans petersen (his father), then getting completely dominated in the butt by hans and falling asleep to the pleasure of knowing he just had his butthole penitrated by his father
by annonamous April 15, 2005
a mother fucking prick, if he adds you on snapchat do not i repeat DO NOT add him back. he will use you because HES A FUCKING PRICK WHO CAN GO BURN IN HELL!!!!!! DO NOT TRUST THIS LYING SKANK ASS DICK HEAD OR HE WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!! IVE WASTED SO MUCH FUCKING MASCARA ON HIM ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! SO DO NOT TRUST HIM LADIES!!!! and rj if you’re reading this FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS DICK HEAD GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
that guy is a douche bag he reminds me of rj petersen
by temply April 08, 2019
got big jugs and big gyatt. love her sm. if yoiu meet her you should get married to her. fucking love her
by bigbumbum69 October 23, 2023
Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out
Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."
by N0isynick January 28, 2024