Petito

Verb: the action of setting out on a trip and showing up one person short

Did you hear? Jasmine petito’d Preston on their way back from the ski trip. Nobody’s seen him since

by BurninBrydges March 24, 2022

petiton

A petition but needs less people to vote/ sign

sign this petiton for alexs to join the cool kid club

by not cleqned July 8, 2022

Harvey petito

A fucking hot model, one of the sexiest Australian guys ever to be seen and soon to be dating the amazing Antonia maree what a perfect couple they would be!

Person: who’s that?!

Fan: that’s harvey petito, the hottest Australian model ever!

by Unknownmemeberof1D March 28, 2020

Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.

I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.

by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025