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Jervis Pervis

by saoirseslover March 2, 2022
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pervine king

a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.

Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
by clavecin1716 November 12, 2018
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perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Pervine

A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?

Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
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Sic Parvis Magna

"Greatness from small beginnings."

Commonly known as a phrase from Sir Francis Drake in the Uncharted series for the PlayStation 4.

Sir Francis Drake was knighted by the Queen and given a ring inscribed with the motto "Sic Parvis Magna" on the outside of it. Nathan Drake found the ring and kept it on a necklace, it'd later become a clue into helping him find Sir Francis' empty coffin off the coast of Panama, and it'd also help him find El Dorado.
"Nathan Drake wears a ring around his neck with the letters Sic Parvis Magna etched into it. Do you know what it means?"

"It's Latin, and it means 'Greatness from small beginnings'."
by VoidSalvatore March 3, 2019
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Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.
You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.
by lazyassbum May 1, 2020
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Rusty Periscope

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.
by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011
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