cum-pergade

A slang word for when a man fires off some knuckle children to some titties before he has to do something for his flatt chested, diaper smelling, orangatang looking wife

Hey Brad, how are the wife and kids? Hey, by the way, you think I can borrow that "Moms with D's" video so i can go on a cum-pergade before I gatta pick up the kids from school?

by syyy October 25, 2006

Pervase

some one with a mental disability. an idiot.

Ramon is pervase.

by purplemonkeydishwasher89 June 12, 2011

Permaderp

A state of extended or permanent burnout due to excessive weed smoking.

Distant cousin of permatrip, synonym of burnt out

a: "You notice Jake lately? He seems a little slower than usual"
b: "Smokes way too much, man. He's in a perpetual state of permaderp."

by Mingy Jongo February 5, 2010

perivade

To avoid someone using peripheral vision

That guy just perivaded me!

by Mike Furlong September 26, 2008

perivade

To evade someone by using peripheral vision

As I walked towards the man reading one of our brochures he perivaded me.

by mickleman October 14, 2008

Perpadent(ly)

Verb;! The action of doing something intentionally but at a premature time

i.e: A perpadent was made with the invitations to be sent. i.e: I made plans to send out the invitations at a later date, but I perpadent(ly) sent them already

by CruzMismo June 8, 2024

pernade

when the dumbass friend tries to say "parade"

Friend 1: hew man whatcha playing?
Friend 2: oh yeah phantom pernade

by WrenchDiddler December 15, 2024