Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

by R Mutt November 3, 2011

Pertubed

The point at which your anger level has increased until you look like your head its about to pop off. Kind of like when you sqeeze a tube of toothpaste

"You look really angry..."

"No, no I'm not just angry anymore. I'm pertubed"

by Lor & Alex June 23, 2006

perturbulance

That annoying feeling you get when a small child sits down behind you on a long flight.
when your fuckin rugrats wont go to bed when their told too.
or dispight numerous warns about constantly bothering their siblings they JUST WONT LISTEN fuck!

hebus bob there sure was alot of perturbulance on my flight

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

by See Dee June 16, 2010

perturb

to annoy greatly, often after the person or animal become very perturbed, it may lash out and attack.

Bootsy becomes very perturbed when you poke him stomach.

by Ashley July 31, 2003

pisturbed

A cross between pissed ( I spell the word as pist) and disturbed.

Im so pisturbed at you right now

by MzLiPsTiCkEr April 3, 2017

perturb

The Best/only way to express that you are Pissed off in front of your parents

mom when you say i have issues i get really pi...perturbed

by Courtney D. June 10, 2005