petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

by Dirty P November 1, 2013

purpifiedd

The most amazingist person in the entire worl

purpifiedd my beloved😍😍😍😍

by Karljacoooobs September 3, 2021

the petrifier

The act of bringing both of ones hands together to create a fist, then using it has a battle ram, plunging it into some sort of hole.

Yo Albert and CJ hold open this girls legs as I preform the Petrifier.

Don't drop the soap or someone may give you the petrifier.

by The Saaaucceee January 26, 2012

Perried

Being married at the age of 19.

"hey bro, let's go hit some hookers and do some blow"
"nah bro, Im getting perried in a couple weeks"
"Serious N***A, your only 19!"
"Shit happens my man, shit happens"

by afrojack123 December 5, 2011

terrified

when your heart starts racing and you are anxious; when you talk when Tariq is talking

He started talking when Tariq was, I am terrified of what Tariq will do now.

by ghyygh May 29, 2018

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

Pornified

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.

Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007