permeance

noun - the conducting power Facebook 'friend' lists to become intermingled, despite list owners never having actually met in most instances; the recipricol (inverse) of making flesh and blood acquaintances in the real world.

Related forms:
noun - permeation
adjective - permeative
noun - permeator
verb - permeate

Wow?! The permeance in my Facebook reality is unreal.

I wish it was as easy to permeate in the real world as it is in Facebook.

Randall, you've got 639 Facebook 'friends'? Dude, you're like the ulitmate permeator.

by Zombie Cheerleader February 12, 2010

Permaflex

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).

You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex

by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013

permabear

A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what.

Opposite of permabull

Josiah is a real permabear. He is always negative about the stock market, even when things look rosy, he believes that things will head south eventually.

by savvymin August 14, 2010

Perveable

Someone who looks good enough to perve on

Woah, Miss P looks totally perveable today

by youknowmeeeeee November 28, 2018

Permalean

A person unable to approach a new day without blazing a huge fucking spliff!

being constantly stoned, but still able to go to work. A healthy high! i.e
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"

by Doiminic Simms June 27, 2008

spermeable

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon

"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"

by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

permablush

When one blushes too much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.

She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on

by M. Davey February 19, 2003