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puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
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who was in paris

Who was in Paris?
Niggas
by Friedpiglet March 29, 2021
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Parisa

Parisa is a beautiful lovely girl who is very popular. She is lovely kind and caring and she is always thinking of others, everyone loves her because she is so honest. She will never let anyone bring her down, she will also never let anyone get in her way
by Lopelop April 28, 2014
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Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.
You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.
by lazyassbum May 1, 2020
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Rusty Periscope

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.
Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.
by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011
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penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
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Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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