Peripheralling

Verb: to use peripheral vision to look at someone or something.

Person 1: "Dude, what are you looking at?"
Person 2: "Nothing. I'm peripheralling that hot woman over there."

by Blandish December 19, 2012

Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

periphenipple vision

a mans uncanny ability to notice anything breast related, from any angle, at any time.

using my periphenipple vision, i could tell she was cold, even though she was standing behind me.

by Mike McManus February 1, 2006

periphescence

Denotes the first pair of human bonding. It causes giddiness, elation, a tickling on the chest wall, the urge to climb a balcony on the rope of the beloved's hair.

Periphescence denotes the initial drugged and happy bedtime where you sniff your lover like a scented poppy for hours running.

by urfaceisawesome May 22, 2016

Peripheral Wisdom

The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.

My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom.

by SmokinE December 14, 2010

peniphernalia

A catch-all term for the assorted pills, pumps, patches, potions, and other penis-related products commonly advertised in spam emails.

"I'm looking for an important email, but I have about to wade through all this peniphernalia spam to find it."

by Delirium Dreams February 16, 2008

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013