Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

Peripheral hotness

When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.

“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”

by Speed-weed69 February 4, 2020

Peripheral

When a male pulls out his penis and flops it around so that people around him will catch a glimpse of it in their peripheral vision.

Jon gave me a peripheral last night and now I'm having nightmares.

by Cliff Hanger May 27, 2012

Peripheral Pussy

What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.

An after-show party:

Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.

by Jacek S. April 30, 2008

Peripherals

When a hot girl walks by, one tells another that they are using their peripherals. This is boy code and should not fall into the hands of the female gender. This is a major NO-NO since the female gender will then discover that they are talking about their 'hot' body parts.

DUDE, PERIPHERALS!

DUDE, I JUST GOT A HUGE BONER FROM MY PERIPHERALS.

MY PERIPHERALS GOT ME A BONER.

PERIPHERALS AT 3 O' CLOCK.

by nrbguy69 May 30, 2009

peripheral refresh

When you refresh a web page, but you catch something interesting on the sidebar before it changes. You can go back... but the image is different.

I had a peripheral refresh graphic of a shirtless man coughing up blood on the sidebar... but I refreshed the page, and now it's an ad for Room To Go.

by Evil Dude February 13, 2014

peripheral nipple

when the nipple is slightly or severely off quilter, not in the traditional central position.

Saw Shirley last night, she's alright mate, and i think we have chemistry, but she's got a bit of a peripheral nipple.

'wonky as fuq'

by BIG DON69 February 6, 2018