Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Penistious

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistude

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

by Decimus December 1, 2006

pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

Pepito

Hispanic diminutive of pepe, which in turn is diminutive of José, a Spanish/Portuguese form of Joseph (from the Hebrew Yosef / יוֹסֵף )

Oye Pepito, ¿¡qué te pasa!?

by sanjuandegringohuevos April 23, 2021