Pep Rally

'The pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes to provoke men into a sexual frenzy which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition.'
- Sunnydale High Newspaper, BtVS (Season 3: 'Earshot')

(at the Pep Rally)
Edgar: Whoa! That cheerleader is totally booty shaking!
Bob: She's totally working me into a sexual frenzy!
(moments later)
Edgar: My sexual advances were thwarted.
Bob: Mine as well.
Edgar: Want to play some ball?
Bob: Fo' sho'.

Pep Rally by Andii_xoxo February 11, 2009

Pep Rally

The feeling you get after you leave a pep rally, after having so much fun and being so hyped up.. to sit there on the boring bus and ponder life realizing that all that fun is over. and you're on the bus.

Pep rally can be used to describe that feeling in any number of situations where things generally suck after being hyped up,

Taking a nap only meant to last, say, 30 minutes at around 7pm and waking up at 2am. "wow! that's so pep rally"

Pep Rally by carlangaskr September 1, 2010

Pep rally

A function that happens in a school gym or football stadium where students- and cheerleaders- cheer and exhibit school spirit

Amelia and the cheer team did some super cool stunts at the pep rally today!

Pep rally by theoneandonlyspiderman September 8, 2025

Pep Rally/Fest Troll 

That one brave soul who, instead of running with his or her tail between his or her legs, tries their hardest to ruin the damnable congregation.

A Pep Troll may do one or more of the following:

- Play rap, metal, funeral marches, or some other situationally inappropriate song on a boombox/stereo.
- Blow an airhorn incessantly.
- Throw shit (metaphorically).
- Throw shit (literally).
- Release mice or other small animals. Bonus points are awarded if birds are used and/or if someone gets bitten.

Only the most amazing individual can completely derail the pep rally. If you know one of these heroes, show them your appreciation for their courage by buying them lunch.

*pep fest occurs*

*Pep Rally/Fest Troll pisses on the person sitting in front of himself/herself*

Pep Rally/Fest Troll by You're bestest friend ever June 25, 2013

High School Homecoming Pep Rally

A huge gathering of a high school's student body to support and cheer for their class and boo the other classes.
Chants and Cheers,decorations,games.
The homecoming pep rally is a big part of the High School experience.

Typical response after a High school homecoming pep rally
"The Homecoming pep rally was loud, people were rowdy, and it was like a mosh pit of people crowded against each other, it was so fun"

High School Homecoming Pep Rally by The Btown definer October 30, 2008

carcass pep rally 

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

carcass pep rally by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

a pep rally 

A pep rally is to have sex with someone. It is a common use of slang in mississauga, ontario.

You: Wow, that broad is hot

Me: Yeah, i agree. I would love to have a pep rally with her.

a pep rally by noraniru September 8, 2010