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Pankration

One of the most bad ass Martial arts in the world, It comes from Ancient Greece where it was used mostly on the battlefield when the soldiers could not use their weapons.

It was also an Olympic sport in which fighters would rather die then surrender, it was so brutal that eventually Eye gouging and biting had to be taken out.

During which Sparta boycotted the Olympics.

Unfortunately, not many people today know what it is.
"Dude don't mess with that guy he knows how to box!"

"Is that all? Dude I know Pankration."

"What the hell is that?"

*Proceeds to beat the shit out of guy*

"Woah, dude that's awesome."
by CharlesBronson February 23, 2013
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Pentatonix

Pentatonix is an a capella band with five humans (probably marshmellows or beans) that can REALLY sing. Once you stop listening to their music, you can't stop.
"Am I in heaven?"

"No you just forgot to take off your headphones and you're listening to Pentatonix."
by CerealKiller :3 January 18, 2018
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Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS
One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping
by Knibnobber February 10, 2015
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penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 5, 2017
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toe penetration

Usually done with a micro penis and your partners toes, popular with a gay man and trans male,
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.
Charles: “hey man wanna have some toe penetration sex?”

Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”

Charles: “hmmmm~”
by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020
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nipple penetration

Nipple penetration is the act of inserting ones penis into a persons nipple (normally female).
I am saddened by the lack of nipple penetration porn on the internet.
by TurtleBoner May 13, 2015
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