Penis Butt Rub

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

penisbitch

A term that is said when something bad happens

Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!

by ajay69 November 3, 2011

Penis Butt Blast

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket

"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."

by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021

Penishut

When a group of male friends all go into a pizza hut together.

Dude this is a freaken Penishut. Also see sausagefest

by sterwer June 23, 2010

Penisburglar

A woman that likes to date guys that are already in a relationship.

Brenda is such a penisburglar.

Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?

Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.

by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011

penisinbuttitis

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys

Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!

by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020

penisburrito

A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.

"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!

by JuJukins July 5, 2010