penic

it means penis but it just ends with a "c" making it sound 12,000 times more awesome

suck my penic
rub dubbin my nips also penics
penic palace
penic

by kp~ November 11, 2007

penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 22, 2009

penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

by sixthree December 6, 2006

penic

Penis, created from a combination of penis and dick.

i swear, that kid has no penic....
that chick sucked on my penic for five hours straight!

by lemonlove March 18, 2008

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

penicize

When you feel so ashamed of your penis size that you cut it off.

Bro, I'm so sad I'm penicized.

by Mother wants you home rn June 25, 2022