centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

pener pal

Two male friends... with benefits.

Aww, Plal misses his pener pal.

by miss grace December 2, 2004

pener slayer

when a girl gets a lot of penis

wow that girl is such a pener slayer

by jhaosfsfemyan December 6, 2016

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 29, 2019

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

Pener

A penis, that is a meter long.

Jesus! I haven't seen a pener since highschool!

by Penerhaver9000 December 2, 2024