pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 06, 2009

Pencil dick

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...

"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!

by karina November 25, 2003

pencil dick

Male who uses his dick like "pencil asshole" Nitpickers.

"Pencil Dick" Male always checks his pencil or is "pencil retentive."

by Alexandra Saks September 30, 2007

pencile dick

Having a skinny thin pencile like dick.

He got a small pencile dick.

by YoungBlood<69>_- March 21, 2017

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Pencil dick prick

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 06, 2020

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009