Pence

To sword fight with your penis.
Also the Vice President of the United States.

Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"

by Dipshitty417 March 28, 2017

Pence

An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch

"That preacher guy is such a Pence. "
That idiot is actin' like a Pence

by Leo Might May 14, 2018

pence

(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.

by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017

pence

to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.

I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies

by J. Moreno April 10, 2008

Pence

P-utrid
E-dgy
N-eurotic
C-razy
E-gotist

Pence is the Vice-President for Trump.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 5, 2020

Pence

Facial expression of a man being anally penetrated by a large penis. Usually without lube.

Dude, you shoulda seen his Pence when I drove my 10 incher into his ass!

by Don Diego Vega March 29, 2015

Pence

Person who tries to show off how virtuous they are by pretending to leave an event because they're offended, and not because it was planned all along.

I can't believe you left the party like that, you're such a Pence.
You tried so hard to make a political point, but it's obvious you're just pulling a Pence.

by Karen Pence October 8, 2017