A Portuguese ghost that lives in Luxembourg and statpads against yoyo teams like Norwich. He is now in Fraudi Oilrabia League for money and to statpad against teams with trees and dragons as their logo
by penaldoggy January 1, 2023
Get the Penaldo mug.Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022
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One of the biggest fraud in football history
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
by Dhrey June 16, 2021
Get the Penaldo mug.Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022
Get the Penaldo mug.A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
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His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
His favorite clubs are benevento, crotone,lithuana, genoa etc.
Someone who doesn't take part in a group assignment but celebrates the most when your group is awarded
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
Eg. He's the lord penaldo of our group
by K77777kkk May 2, 2021
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