penicle

When referring to a male's penis and testicles at the same time; the whole package.
Referred to in singular term.

1. "So how big was his penicle?"
2. "...And then I kicked him right in his penicle..."

by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004

Penache

When you get a boner that’s so hard it causes physical pain.

“Dude I just saw Rebecca and now I have the worst penache!”

by Colindean16 January 24, 2019

penaleavage

When a man wears low cut pants or sorts or partially displays his penis so that it forms cleavage.

That dude is definitely showing some major penaleavage.

by RevDEA May 23, 2016

Pencleton

Somebody who borrows your school supplies and doesn’t give it back. A pencleton cannot be trusted to lend your belongings to.

That pencleton Larry borrowed my pencil and never returned it!

by epic.jackson January 25, 2021

Penaleans

The crotchitle area of a mans body.

Can we leave? I’m having pain in my Penaleans.

by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021

penicle

the length of shaft bewtween bellend and testicles otherwise known as a penimetre, except in the case of a small penis (below 1.5 inches) a nano-penicle, there are 10 nano-penicle's in a penimeter. and one penimeter is equal to 0.5 inches

Dan: i have many nano- penicles.. i'm rather impressed.
jack: well thats nothing on my 5 penimetres.
kyle: well i have the best penicle around.. a whole 6 inches.
Jon: mmmmm penicle

by jockyle January 25, 2010

penache

A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include:

The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler")
Handlebar
Fu Manchu

The above list is not exhaustive.

For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives.

Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...

Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg)

Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish?

by RusticBench January 4, 2011