Pembroke Dock

A town in Pembrokeshire, Wales. It has roads (some with tarmac), buildings (some still standing) and seagulls (all carrying concealed weapons.)

Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.

Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.

TAFF: Where you going?

DAI: Pembroke Dock.

TAFF: Why?

DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.

TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.

DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.

by Dewin December 27, 2011

Pembroke Pines

Pembrokes Pines is an unheard of city in South Florida. Basically its like a suburb of Ft. Lauderdale or Hollywood but not Miami because Miami is in Dade County and Pembroke Pines is in Broward. Pines runs from like up near University to basically the edge of the everglades. So basically theres a really crappy part of Pembroke Pines and a really nice part. The crappy part is kinda ghetto. They have south campus of Broward College down there and it's like the most ghetto campus of all of them. The nice part is like where all the doctors and lawyers and people who have a job live. That's basically it. It's a nice place but don't come live here because houses are freakishly expensive.

John: Hey lets go live in Pembroke Pines!

Jen: We can visit the nice part but not the ghetto part because we might get mugged!

*after visit*

John: Lets move to Pembroke Pines!

Jen: No way! The houses are freaking expensive!

by littlemissitalian January 23, 2011

Pembroke pines

The place of low key shone, potheads & pembroke natives who like to fight. a secret hatred between hispanic and black. sessions held in the landings, the woods, pretty much any where from muvico to cut N corners, sneakerheads, everything is a walk but it dont really matter cause there are gils anywhere you go in pembroke. you can always find a pembroke native by taco bell asking for a water cup or in wendy's by publix, you got pembroke natives that rap you got pembroke natives that trap.

john: lets go to Pembroke pines i heard they having a sesh

craig :oh yeah they burning in pines

by SRSB October 11, 2012

Camp Pembroke

Camp Pembroke is an all girls Jewish overnight camp. Girls live 10 for 2 to be at this amazing place where they can escape their normal lives. Shabbat sing, color war and socials are just a few magical things this amazing place has to offer. Girls make friendships and memories that will last forever. Once you see one sunset on lake oldham, you'll never want to go home.From camper, to CA, to JC, to counselor, to alumni, 02359 will always be their happy place.

I wish summer would come faster so I can go to Camp Pembroke! I miss all my summer sisters.

by brokieforlife October 26, 2017

camp pembroke

An amazing place where girs go to get away from their regular lives during the year. The people at camp pembroke make friendships that last forver. Our summer sisters. The memories never die. if you go you will understand.

i love camp pembroke. i miss my brokies! i want to go home so bad!

by BROKIE December 12, 2005

Pembroke

Town in Pembrokeshire west Wales .Has a Castle,you must visit monkton after dark ,its 'lovely'

Pembroke Has A Castle.
........thats it!

by Hash BROON August 6, 2006

Pembroke

Pembroke is a town in Plymouth County, Massachusetts, United States. It is filled with bleach-blonde, orange skinned, North Face wearing cunts, wannabe g's, and sk8ter bois. There seems to be a disproportionate amount of attractive females when compared to the disgusting excuse for males there is. Great track team and music/theatre department, but that's it.

Oh, and yeah, just about everybody smokes weed.

Rob: "Fuck, my dealer is in Pembroke."
Matt: "Hey, at least the chicks are hot."

by FuckAllWhyAmIInPembroke? April 5, 2011