peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.

Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.

by pinkparka May 13, 2013

peenmaid

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.

"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.

by lethal laura January 19, 2010

PeeMan

He pees a lot, like a lot. Several gallons of pee come out of his pee hole every day.

I saw PeeMan peeing on a homeless man yesterday.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

Penmanshit

Shitty penmanship. This is what causes people to think that I can fluently write in Klingon

During my last class in school yesterday, I randomly decided to approach the white board and write "Everybody sellz cocaine." However, my penmanshit got in my way, and not a single classmate could read it, meaning not a single laugh was uttered...
Fuck!

by OmniMitch October 7, 2014

Peemann

The best person you’ll ever meet and know. Literally.

That’s Peemann, damn she on fire

by AlienSong07 February 2, 2020

PennManor School Distract

The literal worst School distract ever! I would literally rather have a bear bite my dick off then go to school at pennmanor! The girls are all sluts and if there not sluts they feel the need to say they’re taken every 3 seconds when nobody asked, almost all boys are nude chasing fuck boys who honestly have the worst hair cuts I’d rather piss in a bowl of shit then eat it then have a convo with those fuckboys and literally just toxic ass fuck people, only very few good nice people!

Adam : Yo what school do you go to John

John: PennManor School distract

Adam: holy shit man I’m sorry

John: it’s okay man I’m planning to kill my self tomorrow, I think I got aids from one of the girls touching me anyway.

Adam: sorry man , tell god I have his 5 dollars.

John: you don’t get it you can’t go to heaven after you go to PennManor it’s that bad.

Adam: shit man i don’t know what to say .

by PennManor student Sadly December 11, 2019

Peenmanship

The skills and abilities associated with the skill and aptitude with a penis during coitus or associated sexual activities.

“He was a jerk, but his peenmanship is without peer”

by Hbomb8 January 7, 2020