peens

short for penis. sometimes used in places where saying penis is inappropriate.

guy #1: this is how you do the can-can!

guy #2: FUCK dude, you just kicked me in my peens! watch where you kick asshole!

peen

" look at that guys peen..it makes my grandpas look big."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

Is used:
a)to refer a man's penis

b)to describe an unlikable or mean male

a)John has a small peen

b)John is a huge peen!

by LBang October 31, 2005

The act of coitus, aka fornication, aka fucking.

Mark is amazing. Last night I got a really good peening and now I can’t stop thinking about peen. God, I could get peened all day long!

by jacks Owen July 1, 2018

To have a C&B drawn onto you or your possessions.

When I got back to my car I discovered it had been peened.

by VeeJS August 20, 2015

Dude your peen is tiny!

by Edizle November 5, 2007

Meaning penis...cock, But also can be used as a replacement for anything in everyday sentences. Can be used in good or bad terms.

'Your looking very peenile'
'Hmmm the weather is a bit peeny'
'Get your peen out'
'Your peen my mouth?'
'Peen my dry'

by Lucy and Katie January 16, 2009