One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

banana peel 

To make oneself feel pleasure by inserting banana peel onto penis, one can decide to eat after during or before. Usually this is performed by Devin Goodnight

Duuuuuddeee? Did you see that conversation about Devin sexually abusing the banana peel??

banana peel by Mother Teresa February 4, 2008

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door by Libertine October 4, 2005

Peel the banana 

Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Q: Hey do you know if Jake is jewish?
A: Naw, I looked over his shoulder at the urinal the other day, and saw him peel the banana

Peel the banana by Truth on Toast March 18, 2014

Urban banana peel 

condom you slip on

don't go in my room, there's a couple of urban banana peels. you might slip

Urban banana peel by BUS! February 3, 2012

Banana peel hot 

Commonly referred to someone who is notably attractive and overly hot to the point where you would be "trippin" over them as you would on a banana peel.

Daaymm that chick over there got me trippin' , she's banana peel hot.

Banana peel hot by Night Hawk 09 June 27, 2020

Banana Peel State 

A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election if it was nominated by the GOP.

Yeah of course Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election - it’s a banana peel state.

Banana Peel State by SuperKlyph November 5, 2020