I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

banana peel

To make oneself feel pleasure by inserting banana peel onto penis, one can decide to eat after during or before. Usually this is performed by Devin Goodnight

Duuuuuddeee? Did you see that conversation about Devin sexually abusing the banana peel??

by Mother Teresa February 4, 2008

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Peel the banana

Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis

Q: Hey do you know if Jake is jewish?
A: Naw, I looked over his shoulder at the urinal the other day, and saw him peel the banana

by Truth on Toast March 18, 2014

Urban banana peel

condom you slip on

don't go in my room, there's a couple of urban banana peels. you might slip

by BUS! February 3, 2012

Banana peel hot

Commonly referred to someone who is notably attractive and overly hot to the point where you would be "trippin" over them as you would on a banana peel.

Daaymm that chick over there got me trippin' , she's banana peel hot.

by Night Hawk 09 June 27, 2020