Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

peemp

To be pimp.

That ride is peemp.

by Peemp McGully November 20, 2003

preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016