pee

What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.

Mom: No more soda tonight.

Kid: BLASPHEMY!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

pee

the process or action of rapidly squirting clear-to-yellow (regularly) colored liquid substance out of your urethra/penishole like a baby—the toilet in this simile—sucking diarrhea from a straw. The color of your peeline depends on your dehydration and lack of fluid. Also, sometimes, you'll have a messy peeline which sprays into all different directions, each bit of pee-drops being squirted at different parts of the toilet you're urinating in. (Messy peeline)

"Bruh when I went to pee, I literally peed my penis off dude"
"Man, I wish I could've experienced that great feeling"

by Xexdeh February 15, 2020

Pee

n. A liquid, usually water you drank that went through your body, that comes out of men/women's private part.

v. To let out the liquid from men/women's private part.

I just peed in the grass!

by yayitssuperiousdana September 6, 2015

pee

The stuff that comes out when me and my freind are sled riding and there is no bathroom available to poop or pee in. (see poop. there are to many deffinitoins for any sane person)

There are many more definitions for poop than for pee.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Pee

A warm yellow liquid that's released through the body's urethra

Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2017

pee

noun: a liquid waste that is given off as a result of the kidneys cleaning toxins in the blood; the color can range from dark yellow to clear

verb: To excrete this fluid
tenses: pee, peeing, peed, pees

also called, urine, piss

My little brother thinks it's funny to pee on the floor

by MSoct868 October 27, 2006

pee

the wet sentsation that comes from between your legs when your friend says something really funny and your bladder is full.

HAHAHAHA.. oh shit man, i juss peed

by samantha irene stanton January 13, 2008