pecker checker

A sort-of synonym for size queen, this is a chick who checks out dudes' packages like men check out tits. She's not always very subtle, either, and there are more of them than you think. She will befriend a male of average to less-than-average penis size, but she only dates/fucks well endowed men.
The girl I just talked to at school glanced more than once at my crotch- I think she's a pecker checker.
by SHOGGOTH_KING January 21, 2013
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pecker checker

To grab a man's crotch in order to check for male genitals.
That dude was talking like a female so I had to pull a pecker checker.
by Mitch October 29, 2003
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pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.
Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?
by 1 Beat off September 27, 2010
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pecker checker

the doctor, specially when u go in fer a lil turn and cough.
" dude i'm busy this mornin, i gotta go to the pecker checker. gettin that physical. "
by the dick doctor July 27, 2005
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Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.
Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.
by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019
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pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
by ronplaisance May 27, 2011
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shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!
by festus 1 November 06, 2012
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