oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.

1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.

by J2220 April 4, 2008

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Lovely peaches

Some sick bitch on TikTok who hurts her child but somehow still gets clout

Person 1: omg did you see lovely peaches talking about her stank coochie

Person 2: yeaaa lmao that shit was funny

by peachesisbaeeperiodt January 12, 2020

Peaches and gravy

The state of being totally fine, okay, or alright.

Person 1: Hey man, you okay?
Person 2: Yeah. I'm all peaches and gravy.

by hypedonlyfe May 6, 2011

Lovely Peaches

Lovely Peaches, the definition of insane. She has said how she has abused her child and gotten 30-year-old men to rape her child whilst she was 2 years old, Peaches has also said when her child Cora was 8 months old she was trying to steal her mother's boyfriend flirting and trying to show him her ass. But the things was this had never happened, it's was a fantasy of Peaches which is messed up for a mother to think about their child! Peaches has also shown herself masturbating on her live streams, whilst minors were watching. lovelypeachesmusic100

"Lovely Peaches is-"
"Don't say it.. What's she done this time?"
"She raped a minor and developed ANOTHER STD!"
"Is that 5 now?"
"No, 7"
"Ohh, did you see where she was having sex with a 70-year-old man on a live stream?"
"NO! I don't want to"
"Okay!"

by FactSpeaker... June 28, 2020

Cheesy peaches

What ever the fuck you want it to be

"Did you go out with her last night?"
"Yeah I gave her some cheesy peaches"

by Grandma Mittan January 8, 2017

eat peaches

to eat pussy

"Listen, I don't eat peaches. But the way you look tonight, I just might take a bite." - DirtBag (from Monica's "Get it Off")

by Greg May 1, 2004