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plebbledash

"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.
The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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peebledash

The effect caused by a violent fart whilst having a liquid shit
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW look at that peebledash
by Paul January 12, 2004
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Pebbledashing

A game in which Geoff must run quickly and gather small, smooth stones. Having collected several hundred he then thrusts them up the arse of his long-suffering partner... the Tonibitch. Toni then bends over, and having eaten a Madras the night before, lets rip the foul delight of shit-stained stones onto Geoff's erect cock
Geoff: "Bend over you rotten cunt, I'm pebbledashing"
Toni: "Must we? I'm really tired of all this shit, can't we just make normal love"
Geoff: "Jesus... you fucking freak!"
Toni: <sigh>
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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pebbledash

The effect left on a toilet bowl after having a runny shit in it.
Small specs of shit are left all over the rear of the toilet. Some will disappear when the toilet is flushed, the more stubborn ones will stay on the porcelain as of course will all those specs that you've managed to splatter around the top rim above the flushing jets.
An extreme example of a good pebbledashing is when the brown specs fly under the toilet seat. This looks spectacular as the underside of the seat and the top section of the rear of the lavvy can also be splattered.
I find sitting as far back as possible on the seat&leaning forward helps blast it down the back of the bowl&all over the rim.
Chambermaids in hotels find the practice of "pebbledashing" quite disgusting. On more than one occassion I have heard them say the words "dirty bastard" as they have gone into the ensuite bathroom and seen the state I have left the lavvy in after my morning crap
by P38813D45H October 20, 2008
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Pebbledash

Pebbledash coming from the south London area

Meaning of small rabbit type of poo coming from a human anal.
by pebbledash December 21, 2008
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pebbledash

When someone farts a lot, and leaves small bits of crap in their underwear.
"Jesus Christ, I've just pebbledashed myself!"
by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003
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Pebbledash Blues

The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.
Is Richard coming out tonight?

Nah, he's sulking at home with a case of the Pebbledash Blues.
by McBuffet October 7, 2017
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