peapod

when a girlfriend loves a boyfriend more then he could ever love her. he seems to think that he loves her more, but the fact of the matter is, he really doesnt. its actually factual.

"Lauren I love you so much more then you could ever love me"
"Dream on Josh, peapod!!"

by lauuuuuuurenn November 16, 2006

peapod

Used to define a very thin male with big hair, typically local rockstars.

That dude is a peapod!

by kward October 3, 2007

Venezulian Peapod

The act of inserting one's testicles into another's anal cavity ball by ball for the enjoyment of all parties (including any witnesses.)

"I can't wait for Spring Break in Tokyo where I'm gonna find some real nasty slut who loves getting Venezulian Peapods and letting her mother watch!"

"Dude, you're a pervert!"

"Alright, at least her sister."

by Adele Arakawa November 9, 2008

peapodcook

Your high school journalism teacher who thinks she is the shizz..
She wears green head to toe body suit looking barf worthing outfits.. and has a middle part wavy African safari hair. She likes to give you your main story back like 1902563 times cause its never good enough for the damn yearbook..but really no one gives a crap. ohh and she likes to pair you with random seniors who you don't know so its basically good luck. She makes you feel like crap cause you don't do enough work outside of the 90 minutes and then complains about her life..!

"dude look at (peapodcooks) outfit today!"
"*(throws up)* holy (shit) she is disgusting and I can't even think of he"

"ugh I got back more (edits) on this caption...it didn't even go through the (editors) only (peapodcook).

by journalismisbad February 25, 2011