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Paying out the ass

Something you will pay a ridiculous amount of money to rent, buy, or repair/maintain.
"I just bought a used 1987 Porsche 944 Turbo...looks cool, but I know I'll be paying out the ass to do repairs on it!!"
by The Punisher 9mm December 13, 2014
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Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".
"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."
by Squapity August 19, 2013
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Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"
by Crozefly February 21, 2011
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blazin pazin

when you're fucking a hooker and then you cum in her mouth so that she has to pause to swallow your huge load and meanwhile you grab a lighter and set fire to her hair so she's blazin' while you're pazin' her fifty bucks for her time.
i fucked that prostitute and then blazin pazin'ed that bitch out the door.
by freddythawreck October 20, 2008
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paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.
by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002
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Paylin

From porn movie "Who's Nailin' Paylin", in which pornstar Lisa Ann is Sarah Palin (Paylin).
Whos nailin Paylin ?
by Kyosukekano January 19, 2009
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Paying it Forward

The act of responding to a good deed with another, hence, "One good turn deserves another".
The other definitions I've found on this phrase are OK save for the grammar errors, but I'm paying it forward with this easier to digest version.
by Soulrider July 10, 2017
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