pawsible deniability

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.

Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

by sirbennetj May 13, 2015

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

palsied limmo

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

by ws May 6, 2005

Pasierkiewicz

An extremely boring person who teaches Graphic Design

"Ahh fuck, we got a Pasierkiewicz today."

by Coruscare September 25, 2020

Pansie

A word used by northern people (of England that is) to desribe the rather weaker, less friendly and snobby people that inhabit the south of the very same country.

'You northerners are a bunch of poverty stricken raggamuffins!'
'You Fuckin' pansie!'

by saintpatrick May 5, 2007

Pawsey

The man who you want to have sex with but are too pussy too admit it because of your aids so we call it pawsey in a playful way

Oh ya I wish I wasn’t such a pawsey

by The Sped SHED May 28, 2021

Pawie

A Skykingdoms Minecraft Player That Was Basicly A Karen

Strqfer : Come here pawie *BLUB BLUB*

Pawie : Shut up strqfer ill slap you

Strqfer : Blub blub like a fish, nae naed get good ez kid clown.

by TheOtherPal April 17, 2021