Paunny

A word used to sarcastically describe an individuals unfunniness and their obliviousness to their unfunniness. Often used as a supplement to calling an individual a re-tard.

Pronounced: Poor-Nee or Poor-Ney

Boy oh boy, that sure was paunny

by littlebigJ May 19, 2010

pauneez

someone who slithers into bed like a snake, and bites her partner. she is also very beautiful. like a goddess, everyone loves her. (she loves snaky trousers)

pauneez bit me so hard last night!

by lilith catreena October 13, 2013

Paunus

Paunus is exempt from the peach community. Paunus = penis. A phallus.

A man and his paunus.

by FouyA August 13, 2003

Paunch Burger

A fictitious fast food establishment that appears in NBC's: Parks and Rec. The restaurant is known for it's over-sized portions, beverages that are comically too large, and a diet water beverage with "only 60 calories" called Diet Water Zero Light.

"Don't go to Paunch Burger, their burgers are full of wasps!"
"Yeah, but they're real good!"

by InfiniteFeedback September 30, 2018

pauncey

uppity, ostentatious, petulant

That Mick Jagger is a pauncey fuck.

by Chelmsley March 17, 2004

paunch

A large belly or gut that sticks out, particularly on a man and hangs over his boxers.

*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

Paunkey

A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.

Gars Femander is a paunkey.

by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012