by Ketchup P. July 18, 2006

by snufericious May 13, 2005

probably the smallest and hottest chick out there. she was a cheerleader, an amazing dancer and an ok singer, and now a judge on american idol. shes also like 40 and looks like 20.
guy 1: i want paula abduls boddd
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
guy 1: fuckk that douchebag
guy 2: good luck stealing it away from that ugly ass britt who keeps feeling her up every nite on american idol.
guy 1: fuckk that douchebag
by fugitive_ass June 11, 2006

1. to a person with many talents: "Woah, you're a regular paula abdul!"
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.
2. to a person who is small and cute: "ummm...you're Paula Abdul" ok, so maybe that one is stupid....oh well.
by Lauren March 15, 2004

by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface April 25, 2006

by ryan seacrest (jkz!!! lol) October 9, 2008

Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
by destroy AI please April 9, 2005
