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Paul Walker 

An American Actor who plays the character of Paul Walker in every movie. Possesses virtually no range, negligible skill, and a knack for turning dramatic scenes into lifeless, ordinary pieces of cinematic disappointment.
Eric: What do you think about Paul Walker starring as the new Batman??

"rational" Eddie: I think the real question is, do you really want to see Batman starring as Paul Walker.
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Paul Walker 

When you’re having sex and the males penis breaks.
“Oh did you hear about Josh? He got a Paul Walker last night…
Paul Walker by Thankyouscott May 29, 2023

Paul Walker 

Man 1: I almost Paul Walker'd today!

Man 2: F10!!!!

Paul Walker 

Verb:
A car crash in a video game that kills the driver and involves at least one flip
I was playing GTA V and I totally Paul Walkered and lost my car
Paul Walker by Black Tuba Player January 27, 2014

Paul walker 

When you crash into pole or tree and explode into flames
Paul walker by 320allstar October 10, 2021

Paul Walker 

Running while having set as the girl has her legs wrapped around you are you make race car noises before charging into a tree and using her to brace your impact.
Hey babe what u wanna do today?

Why don’t we go to the park so I can Pull a Paul Walker on you
Paul Walker by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.
Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.