Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016

panty mayonnaise

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

panty mayonaisse

Definition is obvious, however it is useful to expand your vocabulary and use other words for this condition.

Julie just made a fresh sample of panty mayonaisse for the pant sniffers.

by L_Z February 2, 2005

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015

Mayor Party

The real definition of Mayor Party is as secret as the krabby patty formula. Most understand Mayor Party to be a way of life, not an actual party. ( sometimes )

nick - " hey there, do you want to watch paint dry?"

cool person - "mayor party?"

nick - "no, paint"

cool person - " no mayor party"

nick - " ok... sure "

by MP... February 3, 2010