St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

Saint Patty’s Day Treat

When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.

Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.

Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.

by SilasBirch March 16, 2021

Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username

Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both

by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

St. Patty's Pot O' Gold

While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.

by Cecil Bernard April 29, 2009

St. Patty's Day Pact

A promise that every year on Saint Patrick's Day two or more friends will go on a walk while smoking a cigarette, even if they loathe one and other they must do this.

This is almost like a task to those who take the oath.

Friend:"Are you and -insert name- going to follow through with the St. Patty's Day Pact?"

Me:"We hate each other, but it has to be done."

by Mogan Bee March 20, 2007

St. Patty's Day Fatty

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

by Token Asian March 17, 2010