Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018

Pawoon

An onomatopoeia of what an elephant sounds like. Interpretated by APH Italy, trying to disguise himself as an elephant.

Ah… Pawoon! I'm an elephant!

by Ashbuscus. September 12, 2015

Cutie patootie

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

Troon Platoon

A group of very annoying transexuals

Keffals has a Troon Platoon

by VanZevo1776 September 3, 2022

THE PATRONI HAT TRICK

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol

joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''

by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010