by Fvckjay May 21, 2016
Get the pettiness mug.General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.
"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."
"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."
"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"
"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."
"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"
by rrrrocket November 2, 2007
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by Matt Browning October 31, 2006
Get the pausiness mug.The desires and how one acts towards someone after meeting them at Colonial Inauguration (CI) at the George Washington University.
Person 1: Yo did you hear how Andrew wants to do this girl Clara he met at George Washington University?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he met her at his CI.
Person 1: Whats CI?
Person 2: George Washington Universities orientation, Colonial Inauguration... infact I heard he has a mad case of postCIness
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he met her at his CI.
Person 1: Whats CI?
Person 2: George Washington Universities orientation, Colonial Inauguration... infact I heard he has a mad case of postCIness
by CALAMZ July 1, 2009
Get the postCIness mug.1. (n) (sing: Pastie) "Pay-stees" Pasties are adhesive coverings applied to conceal the nipples, often at a strip club. They vary in size and are usually not much larger than the performer's areola.
Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.
Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.
2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.
Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.
3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.
Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.
2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.
Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.
3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
"A stipper wearing pasties dropped a pastie in my pasty."
"Irish or Cornish?"
"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
"Irish or Cornish?"
"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
by Ethan M April 20, 2007
Get the Pasties mug.It can be used to describe any type of dry mouth, but is most commonly used in reference to dry mouth caused by the smoking of marijuana.
by Steve the Mad Man June 12, 2006
Get the Pasties mug.Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"
by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015
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