parsleyrod

The grooviest type of spanglified visionary elder style-icon green, yellow and brown felt leafy patterned first class LION. Once had a thing with the original Bagpuss. Likes Boats, Music, Potatoes, Parsley (his Catnip) and Dances when you're not with him but when you yourself are dancing.
What some may dare to say is an indoor special pet of fabricated Lion with a stack of personality.

Oh how nice it is to be back home, put the kettle on and ahhhh, wothca parsleyrod, I love ya!

by Pedro Morgano June 9, 2011

paisley briefcase

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

by haileys May 7, 2007

brad paisley

HOT HOT HOT! Amazing on guitar! Romantic songs! Amazing voice that makes you swoon! HOT! Wonderful artist! HOT! Seems to be a great guy all-around! HOT! Wonderful musician! ...and did we mention HOT?

I love Brad Paisley! Nothing can compare to his amazing hotness and talent!

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

Dr. Ian Paisley

Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.

We could use less Dr. Ian Paisley's in the world, no matter who's side they're on.

by Dope Slanger April 19, 2006

Paisley

The most beautiful girl in the world! Smart sexy with the most amazing eyes and personality. The complete package. Absolutly the perfect girl.
Can have a great time even when there's nothing to do.

Can also make you laugh like you never have before. Under estimates how beautiful and sexy she actually is.

Also has a big booty! Not big in a gross way though ;)

I saw a girl at the beach the other day. she was a total paisley!

by ManiacMcgee July 20, 2009

Paisley

A very unique person.

She is incredibly emotional, empathetic, creative and smart. An amazing writer, singer and thinker. Overall, she’s a very talented artist and extremely quirky.

She’s used to being misunderstood. Super sensitive and quiet, but you forget about it the more you get to know her. Very insightful and wise, but foolish at the same time. She has a hard time practicing what she preaches.

She is very hard on herself about everything. Gets overwhelmed quickly. Hates school, but isn’t bad at it.

It’s easy to fall for her, but she typically ends up being the one that got away because of her trust issues and fear of commitment. She has a hard time loving herself, but her high EQ lets her work through it.

she makes a loyal and amazing girlfriend.

Woah, you drew that? You’re such a Paisley.

She dresses so uniquely. What a Paisley!

by Pai_it_right December 9, 2019

parsley

An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.

L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.

by bampowthoom May 19, 2007