Ass pass

What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.

Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.

by Bobwashere January 21, 2013

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Ass Pass

When you're in alcohol\drug Rehab and you have been there TOO long, you can get a 24hr. or 36hr. pass on weekends. So, which kinda crack you gonna get?

Hey,Girl, this Friday will be my 13th day here so I'll get my first "Ass Pass" this weekend! I'm so excited! My boyfriend is driving up to see me and we're staying at the Motel 8 across the street.

by EnerolD December 27, 2009

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Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it

Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass

by Kingbyng March 6, 2022

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That one girl/guy every student knows fornicates with the teacher after class in order to pass the class. An ass for pass can be easily identified due to the great grade in a particular class but a relatively low I.Q. level.

That ass for pass in AP Literature class gives more than just apples to the teacher.

by Illiterate children in February 7, 2008

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