the best thing on the planet. you meet a girl named perrin, your life is complete. shes nice funny pretty and everything a person could ever ask or hope for. EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL DONT LET HER GET AWAY
not to mention she is hot.
and just amazing.
not to mention she is hot.
and just amazing.
by iseeyourightnow March 25, 2012
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by amsndneiisakn April 21, 2021
Get the Perrin mug.The state of a joke at which it becomes so objectively unfunny, as its comicality diminishes to a negative state, that it reaches critical unfunniness and therefore enters a state of appreciation in humor that its relative laughability levels and social relevance begin to rise, making it ludicrously hysterical once again - thus corresponding to Newton’s 3rd Law, in which there is an equal and opposite erection.
This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.
The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.
This process is bound to repeat indefinitely, representing the repetition in our daily struggle known as life, so proportionally small that it is comparable to the size of your dick.
The rate at which a joke follows this process is directly correlative to your mom’s dick size.
Person A: “Your mom is so fat , when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”
Person B: “Dude, that’s not even funny.”
Person A: *puts on fancy monocle* “Well, according to the Richardson-Pirrin Law, it has high laughability.”
by Shitsies February 22, 2023
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"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
by D. Gould January 6, 2006
Get the back alley parkin' mug.An island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. At any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit ass.
I would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye...
by Ihaveabiggreendickinme October 15, 2009
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by boo grylls March 9, 2011
Get the Parin mug.Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.
Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
by PixieRose April 2, 2009
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