parp

british slang for fart.

walrus parps smell like fish.

by tockeyhockey February 26, 2008

parp

noise made when farting whilst tightly clenching buttocks.

by dingleberry September 19, 2003

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

parp

To 'toot', 'fart' or 'break wind'

"Oi mazz i just did a massive PARP, it smells like rotten eggs'

by pingu lover April 3, 2009

parp

It's literally just a fart

Dude, I just parped really loud. It was wet.

by esufjlhgvye August 8, 2019

parp

The exposed rectal walls of a prolapsed anus.

Get over here and suck my parp!!!!

by pud pounder September 9, 2019

parp

the pitiful sound a car horn makes whilst in an attempt to sound like a REAL car horn (the mcraes car) and/or the sound protruding from the horn on the clown's car in my favourite little picture book

PARP/toot/beep and the list just goes on and on....

by LW December 9, 2004