panic! at the disco fan

let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?

real fan:

doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.

fake fans:

always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.

is this what Brendon would want? think about it.

real panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!

fake panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!

learn the difference.

by cofkase July 6, 2016

Bi Panic

When a Bisexual person sees both a man and a woman that they are attracted to in one sitting- perhaps in a film- they go into ‘bi panic’

“Paul Walker and Denise Richards in ‘Tammy and the T-Rex’ send me into Bi Panic.”

by t$tts&tr$cks December 29, 2020

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

by Kritikal June 11, 2006

Manic Panic

Brand of cosmetics for the alternative/punk/goth lifestyle. Their signature product is their line of funky semi-permanent hair colors. It was founded by Tish and Snooky Bellomo, singers in the original Blondie lineup. The original Manic Panic shop still stands at St. Marks Place in NYC, but people can buy products at Sallys or any novelty shop.

Boy: "I really wanna dye my mohawk pink!"
Girl: "I could dye it for you!"
Boy: "Sweet!"
Girl: "Let's head over to Sallys to buy some Manic Panic!"

by Manic_Panic007 January 1, 2009

Panic Pilot

Noun /'pænɪk 'paɪlət/

The mental state of doing activities out of sheer panic. Commonly found in students before a test. Often will result in actions like studying at 2AM or arriving at school two hours before a test.

"I ended up studying instead of sleeping this night and had a mental breakdown after it." Said a poor student.
"Going on panic pilot isn't good for your health and you know it!" Said the other student.

by DemiFlz April 1, 2019

Panic Plunge

Phallic-looking ride at north Idaho's Silverwood theme park that locals refer to by many other impolite names.

Silverwood's Panic Plunge gives locals much to snicker about.

by Disgruntled Idahoan August 5, 2007

Paracausal Power

The inner ability to not accept the outcome as a causality of a deterministic reality & choose to personally have free will.

Fal'el Ierokk: All living organisms have paracausal power & that's because we're alive.

X'ul Mal: Power is power & power is will.

Zaythan: X'ul is right!

by Star Spire June 17, 2018