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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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parfait

(n): slang term for a bowlpack of marijuana consisting of alternating layers of pollen and ground bud
Eddie Murphy: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
by smokadareefa November 17, 2012
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Pittsburgh Parfait

A sexual maneuver where the male approaches the female and places assorted berries in her mouth. From here he proceeds to skull fuck the female. When the male has finished his "business" the female is left with a tasty treat.
Mike:Dude i totally gave Gina the Pittsburgh Parfait last night and i told her it was courtesy of Comptons Finest.
Jim:She must have enjoyed her dessert.
by senorstinson May 4, 2009
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yogurt parfait

A delicious and pseudo nutritious desert containing vanilla yogurt and in most cases various fruit pieces (Most commonly strawberries and blue berries) and topped off with granola.
I ordered a yogurt parfait from Mc Donalds... I wish I had bought another too...
by Oashisu June 20, 2008
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Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.
guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method
by dfghjks July 28, 2009
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Parfait Girl

Definition: (noun) female with many unseen layers, some freaky or random; full of surprises; often hides feelings beneath layers of fluff; a complex kid.
Me: "Wanna go to a movie?"
PG: "Sure, but bring protection and lets sit on the back row... then maybe after we skate naked on the lake like that time I was in Paris with Morgan and his mom... oh and the cops... and I do kinda like you but I don't want anything longterm."
Me:"WTF?? Slow down Parfait Girl.... one layer at a time! I just asked about the movie.... but I'll grab my skates."
by twentyhats November 21, 2013
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Ball Buster Parfeit

The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.
After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me
by Bud Wise August 3, 2004
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