Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

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gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

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jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014

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Word used to describe attractive females, usually wearing revealing clothing. Originally the word was only used to describe teen sluts, but grew more sophisticated as time went on. When using the word, the phrase "Hook up" can be replaced with "Pick up."

"Let's go pick up some lovely young parcels."

"Look at that parcel walking down the street."

by Alex Mac July 20, 2005

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Parcel

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

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